Long time, time for thought!

Three blogs in three months. Wow. THats productive.
BUT WHAT HAS BEEN PRODUCTIVE! TO SEE A COMPLETE LIST OF THINGS I HAVE BEEN DOING, SCROLL THIS PAGE IN A DOWNWARDS DIRECTION!
-Boozing
-Karioke
-Eating raw fish
-Roller Blading
-Eating cooked fish
-Winning almost all the money at poker
-SUMMER ALE!
And thats about it. But it is importaint to not that yes, summer ale is back on the market again. Why is this importaint to note? Because it means that I offically have mo money, and any money that I do procure from various sources shall be immedately spent on that light substance that fills your mouth with the spice of many bees, deposits a warm liquidy tase of golden days witin your spleen and, if you have been drinking in the sun, inserts the compulsion to sit upon the roof tops.
As we all know, I am not a fan of sunshine. I dispise summer and it's underfed, moody child that is spring, I laugh in the face of sunshine (preferably from behind a heavy curtain) and new born animals smell funny. No. No I do not love the smell of puppies. The smell of a poorly formed gastric system.
But summer ale... oh how you delight me, how you make my taste buds flutter in delight! The creamy taste of your drunken emphoria is enough to draw me out of my dark enclosed spaces to squint painfully in the afternoon sun.
So raise your glases, filled with summer ale, and give them to me. I shall be outside more often this summer, me thinks.

In other news, shock events cause scandal within my immediate surroundings! More on that when Highlyflannable returns!