Monday, May 30, 2005

Three things at three ay em

Well, it's not really 3am, it's 1am. But there are three things in this post so I thought I'd break them up into sections so you can peruse them at your leasure.

1) Cartoons and Technology

If you are going to be reading this blog at all, you had better like cartoons. I like cartoons, and while i'm in wiapuk and have access to sky I will be watching cartoons more or less constantly.Which means I'll be talking about cartoons more or less constantly. Right now Mucha Lucha is on. Those crazy mexicans.
The inner net is great, is it not? So many web comics, porn, and you can order pizza right from your computer chair. Which is really what electricity is all about. I bet when Ghandi first sat down to think up electricity (he didn't invent electricity, did he? Oh well, who ever did is dead now. DEAD! HA, ROT YA BASTARD!) he was obviously hoping that one day it would enable large, lazy fucks who have annexed themselves from society to order themselves a disc that consists mainly of cheese without having to even disconect from the internet and reach over to grab the phone.
Unless you have broadband. Then you could order a pizza from your computer and over the phone AT THE SAME TIME.
Really, the possibilities are endless. With the huge advancements in technology I am certain that sometime soon we will be able to take crappy, low quality pictures with our cell phones or something as equally stupid as that.
Perhaps someone will even design some sort of software that will enable me to draw something more artistic than a genderless chicken-beast. We can but hope.

2) Other blogs of coolness.

Two freinds of mine who also originated from me home town also do Bloggs! On Blogspot! What a tiny, tiny world.
They aren't in Waipuk any more for obvious reasons and I am sure they wouldn't want to be associated with me so I won't mention their names. But I will refer you on to their blogs. If you ever get sick of my blog, rife with incorrectly spelt words and homosexuality, then go to either www.jesusmonkey.blogspot.com or http://hinerangi.blogspot.com/ .
One of them is an insightfull and pretty cool politic / current affairs blog, while the other is pure filth. I'll let you find out which is which!

3) Emo

http://www.dobi.nu/emo/ . Why. Why why why. Where the hell did this concept come from? Why, if im to be an 'emotionally charged punk rocker' do I have to put plugs through my ears an situate a pin near my manhood? There's not much of it left! This, to me, is as strange as the concept of 'tweens' of the genre of 'crossover' books. Bloody lesbians. If I didn't know better (and I don't) I'd say this is some kind of euthinasa via peanuts cult. If any feel as disgusted by this bloody concept as I do, go here for instant gratification : http://seizurerobots.com/

Well well well. Three holes in the ground. Im going to go put myself down one. Until next time!

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