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Today is monday. Monday is great when you don't have to do silly things like 'school' or 'waking up'. But tuesday is bad. Tuesday, tommorow tuesday, I have to go to the doctors to get the first of my meningitus innumisations (i cant even spell the bloody thing), then I go to the dentist to get my teeth doctored, and then I go to the optomertrist to get some glasses. The only plus is that I don't have to pay for any of this.
The negative is that I will soon be unable to talk, move my arm or go anywhere without geeky glases. So I plan to make full use of all my facilities and un-geeky good looks tonight by looking in the mirror and mumbling to myself while masturbating. TMI? Its just fair warning really.
Being at home is rather cool, if you put aside the pain and stuff. Mostly because there is enless amounts of food at my fingertips. Feel like a snack? I could have snickers bars, toast, smarties, a milkshake, ice cream, cake, biscuts of many varieties, cerial or a banquet. Even the vegetables are good. But then again, health does taste good when you have been living for the last month on cheese or cheese based meals. I know cheese is good and alot of people like cheese but you can have too much of a good thing. Especially if it's cheese. It's a silly name for a foodstuff anyway.
End now. Gotta watch Johnny Bravo.
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I'm not doing that dirty Menigitis vaccination. Dirty. I just don't like vaccinations. Not needles (they don't bother me at all), but vaccinations.
I'm sure if I ever actually *get* it I'll feel differently. But at the moment, it is all just DIRTY.
It's more just the hurt factor for me. If it was truly good for me, it wouldn't hurt like be-jezzus.
I faint around needles so I can't. And that's when they steal your brains...
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