Coffee...

I like my coffee like I like my women: forcibly from behind!
Oh, sometimes it's funny to be sexist. But really, coffee is really good. It fills a place inside me that has been hollowed out by years of faliure. That space can be filled with beer, but coffee is less expensive and healthier.

First exam finished. First exam failed. First attempt at homicide. School sucks really. Often i wish I could just live in a box and play pokemon forever. But batteries cost money, and to get money I need a job. And I want a job that does,t iinvolve any heavy liftin which means I need some kind of qulafication. Then I can sit in an office and play pokemon while they pay me for other stuff.

People are funny. funny LOOKING!